Anyways = not a word.
You meant to say/type: anyway.
I could care less = exactly the opposite of what you meant.
You meant: I couldn't care less.
Yellow traffic light = prepare to stop.
Not: speed up.
From Harry: anyone who uses "because" as an argument.
From Medstudentitis: it's eSpresso, not eXpresso.
Aren't these additions a little bit of unexpected fun?! I think so.