A woman received a prescription for Mycolog cream with the directions:
“Apply locally 3 times a day”.
She calls back: “I have a question about my medicine.”
Technician: “We’ll get the pharmacist.”
Pharmacist: “Hi, what’s your question?”
Woman: “I have a question about Mycolog cream. It says apply locally 3 times a day, but I’ve gotta go to Dallas. Is it ok if I use it there?”
That made me laugh out loud. Courtesy of a new website, Dumb Medicine.
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